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Ultrasound Bill Ruins Night of Sex for Virginia Lawmaker

Virginia’s proposed ultrasound bill requiring a transvaginal procedure prior to an abortion got a lot of women angry this week. Turns out, one of those women happened to be married to a GOP lawmaker and she made him pay for it in the sack.

Del. Dave Albo’s candid confession: 

“So I got my theme music going, my red wine, looking to watch the Redskins, and I’m flippin’ through the channels. I have to get through the news stuff and all of a sudden on my big screen TV comes this big thing and it’s a picture of a bill and it has ‘Albo’ on it. And I went, Wow! Holy smokes! It’s my  name as big as the wall. And the very next scene was the gentleman from Alexandria’s face as big as my wall going ‘Trans v brrb, Trans v this and trans v that. And they hate women… and I’m like this with my wife and the show’s over and she looks at me and she goes, ‘I gotta go to bed.’”

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Funny, my mom was just saying last night that what the wife did was basically the only way to solve the kinda bullshit the husband was behind. Huh.

3 months ago

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    To show how clueless your typical Republican legislator is, I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have any idea that a) he’s being...

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    Maybe this should be made into an ad or something. The story is too damned good.

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    So: the guy who sponsored the law that would have *required* transvaginal ultrasounds is somehow surprised that women...

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    Serves him right

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    as the feminists would say, the personal is political…

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